Friday, February 3, 2012

Contest Closed

In honor of our blog's reaching a magnificent 100 followers, we would like to award two golden arrows--wait, sorry, there's been a mix up, ahhem--wonderful prizes.

A book:
Pride and Prejudice. (Brand-y new, unspoiled, spine unbroken, pages untorn and unstained.)

And your choice of an awesome T-shirt (3 options):

You knew those voices were good for something.

In honor of Valentine's Day.

I Go To Bed with a Different Author Every Night Sleepshirt
Also in honor of Valentine's Day. This one is actually a night shirt.

To enter our tournament:

1. Leave a comment on this post, and include your email address so we can contact you.
2. Follow us if you have foolishly failed to do so 'till now.
3. Two extra entries if you refer a being outside yourself to this contest. (Please state that in your comment.)

Here's the witty part:

The picture below is our Tourney Challenge. For a chance to win two extra entries, include something witty in your comment that pertains to the picture below. (What qualifies as wit will be judged at our discretion.)

NOTE: If you find yourself feeling witless, which happens to the best of us, please just comment and enter!

Knock knock jokes, and other things that inspire groaning, will automatically disqualify you. If your wit causes either of us to choke on our tea, you will be rewarded with five extra entries.

Entries will close next Friday, the 10th of February, at midnight. Good luck, and tell your friends!


  1. Congrats! 100 followers is like a 1000, but with one less 0. Huzzah!

    Anyways, count me in! I want that second t-shirt. It fits me. hahahaha.

    PICTURE: Everytime I see that face all I can think of her thinking is "why the F%$^ are they making me wear this, I shouldn't have quite that MCDonalds job..."

  2. Congratulations! (I'm at 11, so I have FaaaaaaaR to go!)

    As for that picture-- and since I've been forced to up my broccoli uptake thanks to a low hemoglobin count *groan*), all that I can think of is: "This is your brain. This is your brain on veggies. Any questions?"


    1. BAhaha! excellent :)

      And keep at it! Tyler-Rose and I had a 10th follower celebration too, after all!

  3. A toast, to a number of followers that is too high to conveniently count to. (If the previous sentence doesn't make sense, I lost track of a "to" somewhere. Four to[o]s is two to[o]s too many.)

    As for the picture, I'm torn between two captions:
    1. Rogreen: never have to answer questions about your bald spot again!
    2. Plumage: you're doing it wrong.

    Which one do you think?

  4. What a great idea - Congratulations on the 100th follower!

  5. Congrats on 100 followers! I'm (holding up fingers) this close to getting there myself. I'm feeling inspired to do my own contest. And by the way--that imaginary friends t-shirt has my name on it. If you look on the tag I'm pretty sure you'll find it. =)

    To the picture:
    "Healthy glow! The (bleeping) shampoo said it would give me a healthy glow."

  6. Good job on a 100 followers. Count me in the contest.
    Sadly, I've got nothing witty to say about the veggie hair.

    1. That's okay! We can't all be creative all the time. :)

  7. Congratulations on the 100 followers, and count me in this contest!

    Picture caption should read: "When I was a child, my parents told me if I ate the seeds in the vegetables, then vegetables would grow out of my ears. I lived most of my childhood in fear of those seeds. When I got older science told me the truth; the plants don't grow out of your ears if you eat the seeds. It is FAR worse than that."

    Up to the part about science, this is actually a true story.

    The email is

    -Peter William Carrillo

    1. Haha! Oh, the good old days when anything could be true... I, too, had some irrational childhood fears--and I didn't even need my parents to inspire them.

  8. Congrats on 100 followers!

    If you have time and if you want to, please drop by and enter my International Giveaway!

    Stephanie x