Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Questions from the Search Terms

I saw another blog I like do this recently and it seemed like an interesting idea since I'm always totally amused by the things that end up in there.

So, how this works is that if a Google (or Bing, or Yahoo, etc.) search brings you to our blog, the search terms are recorded in our blog stats. In this post I will respond personally to some of the search queries. I won't answer all of them (since not all of them are worth answering), but here are some that seemed worthy.

the feather and the rose
You found us! Yay!

gerard butler meme
As you wish.

Gerard Butler Phantom Hot




gerard butler young
Uhhh . . . See above?

young gerard butler
Really, guys?

does snow white marry the huntsman
Ah, finally a question I can answer.
NO. She bloody well does NOT marry the huntsman. Much to my eternal outrage. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING????? Snow White embracing her power and then sort of looking blankly at the unusually handsome and suddenly clean huntsman DOES NOT EQUAL A HAPPY ENDING. The rest of the rant can be found here.

gerard butler funny
Good heavens. You people are obsessed.

federalist papers
Written by Madison, Hamilton, and Jay in the late 1700s leading up to the signing of the American Constitution. They are some of the most influential documents in the formation of our country. Library of Congress has all of them online so you can read the complete collection and become a true American.

armitage destroyed my peace
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Mine, too. Mine. Too.
If you want to see the best Richard Armitage themed get-well card ever click here.

Richard Armitage actor hot




sudafed
I'm not entirely sure you've come to the right place, though I must admit, I am a fan. Walmart is this way.

cookies and cream dove chocolate
I can't recommend it personally, but I know Susan loves the stuff. She also finds them inspirational. Overall, I would say that any kind of chocolate is a good decision at any time. Go for it. As Dove would no doubt tell you, Indulge your senses.


gerard butler crying
CAN'T YOU THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE??????

But, sure. Because Gerard Butler.

Gerard Butler crying phantom



bad romance poems
I avoid them whenever possible. But they are also sort of my favorite thing.

This gem from the internet:

Baby I burned my hand on
The frying pan of our love
But still it feels better
Than the bubble gum that hold us together
Which you stepped on 
 

gerard butler long hair
I'm done. Seriously, we are more than a Gerard Butler picture factory. Mostly. Sometimes we are more than a Gerard Butler picture factory. Alright, I would love it if we were a Gerard Butler picture factory.

BUT I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU A PICTURE OF HIM WITH LONG HAIR.

Mostly because I prefer him with short. So there.

susan francino
Yes, my epic brilliant blog partner also resides at this address. Follow her on Twitter for even more Susan awesomeness.   

Susan Francino writer epic

10 comments:

  1. This was really interesting and hilarious. I am a little afraid to find out what my search queries have been! :)

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  2. I am often bewildered and sometimes amused by the search terms that led people to my blog. This was fun, Tyler-Rose... I might consider doing something similar (hey, all the best ideas are stolen!). Another fun exercise is looking at computer-generated spam comments. :)

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  3. ARMITAGE DESTROYED MY PEACE.

    STILL DYING OF LAUGHTER OVER HERE.

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  4. Richard Armitage: Destroying peace since Gerard Butler cut his hair.

    And I love that the picture we get of Susan is her doing time in the stocks. XD

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    1. You know me... Quite the trouble-maker. ;)

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    2. Actually, what are writers but trouble-makers? "Professional trouble-maker"...I like the sound of it.

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  5. Richard Armitage totally destroyed my peace too. And I had to click on that get-well card link. Awesome! Next time I'm sick, I'm going back there!

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  6. I LOVE GERARD BUTLER! :D
    I should do this. bahahaha.

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  7. Hmm, I may have to try this myself. Totally awesome, and loving the multitude of Gerard Butler related searches!

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